-A dark figure with long, curly brown hair and 2 blonde streaks walks through the glitter wall wearing a purple glittery dress and black leather boots:It appear's she's the host-
Camrie: Hola everyone! How ya doin'? Ok, so this is my awesomazing new show, called 'Toss It Off A Cliff'! A very colorful show as you can see, cuz I'm a very colorful girl! *Throws a handful of glitter at the camera* Ya wanna know what happens here on my very colorful show? Well you're gonna find out whether you like it or not! So, I'm gonna be intervewing 5 Total Drama contestants per episode, sound simple and boring right? Wrong! Better think again... If they don't pass my tests, answer my questions, or I just don't like them, they're going off the cliff! *Points*
-The camera focus' on a 15,000 foot cliff-
Camrie: Mhmm...That's a REAL cliff, and these are REAL people being thrown off of it. Sound interesting now? Let's introduce our first former Total Drama contestant, Dawn!
-Dawn walks through the shining wall onto the stage and sits on the neon green couch, as Camrie sits on the hot pink one-
Camrie: Hi there Dawn! How are you?
Dawn: Oh. I'm very good. Thank you Camrie.
Camrie: Yo welcome girly! Anything you want to say before I begin asking you questions?
Dawn: Well, would you like me to read you your aura?
Dawn: *Grabs Camrie's arm and sits in silence for about 2 minutes* Oh...Wow...
Dawn: Your aura is so many colors...One right after another. You're constantly changing colors...
Dawn: Deep red...Orange-red...A light, soft blue...A very bright royal blue...Lavender...Bright pink...Oh my. I've never seen an aura like this before...
Camrie: And what do all those mean?
Dawn: Well deep red means you have very strong will-power, and orange-red, means you have lots of confidence. Soft blue, peaceful, and truthful. Bright royal blue means you are quite generous. Lavender senses you have a very imagination, and you're a huge daydreamer.
Camrie: ...Well, I suppose I do daydream a lot...
Dawn: Oh yes! And bright pink indicates that you're pure, loving, artistic, compasionate, and...in love...
Camrie: *Blushes* Heehee...Let's move on...
Dawn: Are you sure you wouldn't like to tell everyone who that special someone is?
Camrie: *Blushes* I'm sure.
Dawn: Absolutly positive?
Camrie: *Still blushing* Yes...
Camrie: -_- Do I need to throw you off the cliff?
Camrie: Good. So let's move on... Do you-
Dawn: It's Cody isn't it?
Camrie: O-O *Blushes harder* What do you mean?
Dawn: You have a crush on Cody don't you?
Camrie: *Looks around nervously, with a bright red face*
-The audience bursts out in laughter-
Dawn: *Grabs Camrie's arm again* Oh yes...And you like like him. A lot...
Camrie: *Pulls arm away* You don't know that...
Dawn: Oh but I do.
Camrie: -_- Cliff? It's waiting for you... *Points*
Dawn: *Gulps* I'll pass...
Camrie: Ok...So anyway-
Dawn: You've got it bad...Would you like me to read Cody too to see if he feels the same?
Camrie: -_-" *Claps*
-2 interns come and pull Dawn towards the cliff-
Dawn: Oh no! Please don't! I'll give you an aura reading!
Camrie: *Follows them over to the cliff* It's ok Dawn, if you just avoid the booby traps set, you should be ok.
Dawn: What?! But I-
-Dawn screams as the 2 interns throw her off the cliff. Luckily, she only hit 1 booby trap out of about 400-
Camrie: Ya see, *Walks back to the main stage* This is exactly why you don't wanna do anything to annoy me...Now, our 2nd contestant of the night, Owen!
-Owen walks through the glitter wall, and onto the stage-
Camrie: Owen! *Runs over a hugs Owen* How ya doin'?
Owen: Good. Just living the life, eating more, sleeping less.
Camrie: *Chucles* Wow, looks like you've lost some weight since I last saw you on TDH...
Owen: Yep. Sure have. Half a pound...
-They both laugh and sit on the sofas-
Camrie: Ok, ready for your first question?
-The 2 interns walk behind Camrie's sofa waiting to throw Owen off the cliff-
Camrie: So how do you feel about Izzy breaking up with you?
Owen: Honestly, I feel really bad, and I would've been willing to get back together, but then I realized, she's WAY out of my league. She's pretty, funny, and a heck of an actress!
Camrie: *Sarcastically* Mhmm...What a woman...So, how do you feel about food?
Owen: Best. Thing. Ever.
Camrie: I'm with ya there...Out of everyone on TDH, who did you hate the most?
Camrie: And who did you like the most?
Owen: Al and Noah.
Camrie: Al...As in, ALEJANDRO?! Owen...You do realize that Alejandro hates you, right?
Owen: He's just acting for the fans. We're close.
Camrie: If you say so...
-A bell rings-
Camrie: Oh, there's the bell. That means it's time to get thrown off the cliff.
-The interns walk over to Owen and start pulling him out of his seat-
Camrie: Nah. Leave him.
Camrie: Owen was one of my best friends on TDH. He's fine.
-The interns let go of Owen and walk away-
Camrie: Mkay. I think it's time for our next contestant, Trent!
-Trent walks through the glitter wall, and sits on the couch-
Camrie: Hey there Trent! How are you these days?
Trent: I'm good. Just been better...
Camrie: Oh...She break up with you?
Trent: -_- No.
Camrie: Dang. I'm just hoping that if I say it enough, it'll come true...
Trent: *Rolls eyes* Why do you hate me so much anyway?
Camrie: You broke my best friend's heart once, and I WON'T let it happen again...I have a weapon... *Points to cliff*
Camrie: You used to be one of my best friends, until...THE INCEDIENT...
Trent: ...Am I supposed to see anything?
Camrie: *Shakes head, snapping out of it* Nope. Nothing.
Trent: So...Are you going to ask me questions now...?
Camrie: Nope. I'm just gonna go straight to the cliff.
Trent: What?! Why?!
Camrie: Cuz I know whatever happens, it's gonna result in kicking you off the cliff anyway, so I'm just not even gonna waist my time.
-The interns drag him over to the edge of the cliff as Camrie follows close behind with an evil grin on her face-
Camrie: *Smiling evilly* I'm gonna enjoy this...
Trent: Please! No! I-
Camrie: Throw 'em!-The interns throw Trent off the cliff,
Camrie: Ok, and next, we have Dakota!
-Dakota walks through the glitter wall and sits on the brightly colored sofa, as Camrie retakes her seat on the pink couch-
Camrie: Dakota gurl! How are ya?
Dakota: Hey Cam. I'm very good. I just came back from a ski lodge with Sam.
Camrie: Oooo! You two are still together! How sweet!
Dakota: I know, he's so sweet! Oh, *Turns towards the paparazzi behind her* Ok, that's done. *Turns back around*
Camrie: Ok...Did you do any actual skiing, or did you just pose for cameras?
Dakota: Cam, I'm not always posing, the paparazzi didn't even know about my little vacay.
Camrie: If you say so...And how do you feel about being thrown off a cliff laoded with booby traps?
Dakota: Well considering that would hurt, I don't think I would like it at all...
Camrie: Good. Then don't annoy me...You say what happened to Trent and Dawn, right?
Camrie: Exactly. They annoyed me...
Dakota: But Trent didn't actually do anything...
Camrie: But I hate him, so that's enough. But I like you Kota, so I won't throw you off right away.
Dakota: Aw, that's Cam, I like you too! Oh, hold on... *Turns around and poses for the paparazzi, then turns back around*
Camrie: And who were your favorite and least favorite fellow students on TDH?
Dakot: Hmmm...Favorite, I would have to say Sam, Kylee, and you, least favorite, Heather, Staci, Scott, and Alejandro.
Camrie: I'm good with that...Ew...*Flinches* Alejandro...
Camrie: And that's all the time we have for you Kota, but luckily you don't get thrown off the cliff! So see ya later.
Dakota: Bye. See you later! *Waves* *Blows a kiss at the camera*
Camrie: And, our last contestant of the night, Courtney!
-Courtney walks out of the glitter wall, and sits on the couch-
Camrie: *Glares at Courtney evilly* Courtney...
Courtney: *Glares at Camrie evilly* Camrie...
Camrie: Ok everyone, first of all, Courtney's gonna be a regular on the show, since I wanna see her thrown off a cliff.
Coutney: What?! You already do that enough on devientART!
Camrie: Well now I'm gonna torture you more...
-The interns pull Courtney over to the cliff-
Courtney: You can't throw me off a cliff! I WAS AN ACTUAL CIT!
Camrie: Yeah, you only mention that every 5 seconds...
Courtney: I'll sue you for everything you've got!
Camrie: Good luck with that, I only have 40 bucks. *Gives a 20 dollar bill to each of the interns* Make sure you throw her at an angle to hit all the booby traps...
-The interns nod and throws Courtney off the cliff so that she hits EVERY SINGLE LAST BOOBY TRAP-
Camrie: *Throws glitter after Courtney* Good work boys...You can go until the next episode...
-The interns walk away satisfied-
Camrie: *Turns to the camera* Ok, everyone. That's it for now. And I want to thank 2.0 for giving me this awesome idea! You rock gurl! Since you gave me the idea, I've decided that I'll interview a few of your OC's in the next few episodes...Well, if that's ok with you... So next time, I'll be interviewing Blaineley, Katie/Sadie, Courtney, and possibly Charlotte and Robert... xD But if not, then Geoff and Sam. So...See ya later! *Throws glitter at the camera*