IF YOU'RE READING TDIDO AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE FINAL 2 THEN STOP AND LEAVE THIS PAGE.....if you don't plan on reading and you know of Mew's love of James, and Camrie's glitter...go ahead and read.
=== The Finish Line === (All of the campers are gathered at the finish line. They are sitting around, bored)
Dakota: Ugh. Where ARE they? It's been like… 5 minutes!
Leshawna: They'll be here! Chill out, girl.
Harold: HERE THEY COME! (points to Dj and Zoey who are running as fast as they can)
Leshawna: Ooh! It looks close!
Jo: I think Zoey's ahead!
Owen: Dj looks ahead! I think he's going faster!
Justin: Obviously, Zoey is quicker. She's gonna win!
Brick: I'd put my money on Dj. He's almost here.
Sadie: So is Zoey!
Katie: GO DJ!
Mike: GO ZOEY!
Dakota: Who's gonna win!?!? Who will be a shining star!?
Lindsay: You mean....being bright?
Harold: YEAH! Who's brightest!?
?????: I am the flame that burns brightest!
Courtney:....Did anybody hear that?
?????: A flame that lights the night.
Anne Maria: What is....THAT!? (they look up and see a man with blue hair wearing a costume that appears to be a red bird)
Owen: Is that the pizza guy?
Tyler: Who the shizzle is that!?
Mew: It's JAMES!
Scott: Who the hell is that...and who the hell are you!?
Mew: (slaps Scott) JAMES IS SPEAKING! LET HIM SPEAK!
James: A flame that shadows the darkness! I AM A FLAMING MOLTRES! (swoops down and kicks Zoey to the side. James begins flying alongside Dj) Greetings, my cross dressing bretherin!
Dj: What!? (A girl runs up and kicks Dj. She is leaving behind a trail of glitter as she runs)
Camrie: I AM CAMRIE! And you hurt MAI ZOEY! You'll pay for that! (glares at James)
James: (shoots a fireball at Camrie)
Camrie: (shoots glitter laser at James. They both get hit and go flying into a tree) I'm not done yet! (summons cliff powers. The ground breaks apart and a huge cliff appears) Imma toss you OFF A CLIFF!!
James: (begins flying)
Camrie: ...I forgot you could fly.......Oops.....
James: I have no weakness excpet for(Sierra cuts him off)
Sierra: I am not Sierra. (spins and turns into Jessiebelle) I AM JESSIEBELLE!
James: MY ONLY WEAKNESS! NO!
Trent: What is going on here!?
Abigail: I have no idea...but I love it.
James: SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM JESSIEBELLE!
Mew: I WILL SAVE YOU! (runs up and kicks Jessiebelle in the jaw) I save James!
James: Thank you! (flies towards the finish line)
Zoey: I think I broke my hip.
DJ: MY LEG!
Camrie: (is running towards the finish line) I'm almost there!
Geoff: WOOOHHOOOO! Wth is going on?
Izzy: GLITTER! (Camrie summons glitter rain) I love glitter! (eats glitter)
Camrie and James are neck and neck running towards the finish line
James: (flies at a ridiculous speed and crosses the finish line) I AM A STAR! I BURN BRIGHTEST!
Camrie: If only there was a way to vent my anger. (Sees Courtney..then looks back at the cliff she made) That'll do. (grabs Courtney and tosses her off a cliff)
Courtney: AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHCITAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHH (kersplat)
Everyone: YAY! (they all cheer for Camrie and James)
Chris: Nice! Anyway. I am proud to announce the winner of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND IS..........KAYLA! (They all stop cheering)
Kayla: I crossed the finish line five minutes ago.
Chris: True. (hands the case to Kayla) Yeah...that's it then...you can all go home.
Dj: MY LEG!
Heather: This is crazy!
Owen: This is spectacular!
Bridgette: I guess that's it then.
James: Oh well...I'm still rich....PARTY ON MY HOT AIR BALLOON! (they all cheer and run to the Meowth Balloon)
=== Meowth Balloon === (Jessie and Meowth are bewildered as James runs towards the balloon with 45 teenagers hot on his trail)
Jessie: WTF is this!?
James: PARTY! (the total drama cast flies off with James to have numerous adventures in the Pokemon World)
Camrie: (is watching all of this with Kayla) ...... Wanna go host "Toss it Off a Cliff" with me?
Kayla: Yes. (takes her million dollars and walks away)